Satan Fajitas

Dinner at the school cafeteria is always like fear factor to me. Sometimes you luck out and get something that looks like poop but actually tastes something like heaven and then you wonder why you don't go eat there as often. But then, like tonight you wonder why on earth you ever even get anything else except the pizza or cereal.

I got something called Seitan Fajita. And jokingly we called it Satan fajitas because it was funny. a nice way to try and hide the fact that the servers at our school are satan worshipers trying to feed us dirty meat. Anyway I point to some slop to add to my monster fajita and some stuff I assume is cheese and who knows what else. so anyway the first couple of bites are ok. I notice there's some chewy excess substance of food stuff I'm not able to place, but all in all trying to even pick the monster up is a challenge. So a guy I know sits with me and asks what I got and I open it up and point to the various foods within and as I'm stirring my fork in the fajita contents and rather large bone surfaces. It's like unearthing a human femur in a heap of bile. Kind of nasty type of thing reminding me of the nastiness someone once showed me on a website called Rotten.com. Anyway the both of us look in shock as I pull out another large "chicken" bone and various other fragments of bone fishing in my fajita. Mushy meat I can only surmise was leftover left overs from last weeks chicken delight, now mixed in a nasty concoction after being boiled down. The guy tells me that there should not be giant bones in a fajita and I agree. I might have already eaten some fragments myself and I was already thinking of dead boiled bodies of gooey flesh and soft bones swimming on my plate that I decided never to eat anything but the pizza at school again. This experience tops my worm found in the salad experience two years ago. It was a sizeable worm, all pink and cute crawling amidst the leaves of my salad. If anything nasty is going to be in someone's food, it's going to be mine. And I wonder how many other kids discovered the putrid remains in their fajitas too. UGH. satan fajitas indeed, they weren't kidding.

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