This Pimp's Bitch Got Burned

I am my computer's Pimp and that nasty bitch went out and got herself some kind of disease and brought it home. As a matter of fact, I bet she got it from one of my own friends who had her for a while, unbeknowst to me. He thought he could get a little action while I was away and I wouldn't notice. Well, I will if you leave your damn finger prints all over her! Don't tell me your own bitch has some strange symptoms then use mine and for some reason mine has those same symptoms! I'm not a dumbass pimp! I can put two and two together and see who's burning who!

Anyway, my bitch is sick. (my computer that is) She's off the market. Makes me wanna throw my fist through her face. Bash her skull full of wires with a sledge hammer. I'm so furious right now. There's probably no CURE. None that I know of. I'll have to call DELL or somebody and try and tell them that there's something wrong. (Devices not working, memory being dumped, blue screens randomly showing up.) I already asked Norton to check her out and he came up with nothing. Said she was clean of any kind of virus on the list that he keeps. Damn Norton, why can't he just understand where I'm coming from?

So what's a Pimp to do? I can't afford another bitch! I can use the old girls at the school for a while, but there's only so much they can do for me. And a lot of them are screwed up in other unsatisfactory ways as well! I just want my baby to be happy, and healthy. I want her to be able to perform for me without the blue spells and the strange things gone wrong. Like old times when we were happy together. She's doing as she's told. Like it's supposed to be. Dude...

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