Easter Keester

Tomorrow's that special Eggcellent day again. You know what day! Eggster. where we worship the strange bunny that lays eggs full of candy. My favorite commercial for easter has always been that Cadberry bunny test commercial with different animals clucking like (chickens) the easter bunny. The lion was funny. I have'nt seen that commerch in years!

So one of my friends asked me about the story of easter. here's what I said:

Once Upon a Time there was a farmer named Dell. And he owned a farm called Derrio. He also had a barn full of animals that liked to dance around on an occasion. Well it so happened that Dell Didn't like Rabbits and so he kept a .52 by his bed everynight in case he heard one.

Well one day this little rabbit named Walabee wanted to get into ol' farmer Dell's garden. He was dared by his brother's and sisters while their mother was away. They had dared him to run all the way to the chicken coop on the far side of the barn. Walabee, he was so adamant about Truth or Dare that he did it. It so happened that farmer Dell was in his kitchen when he swore he saw a rabbit go by. Up came his .52 and out into the garden he ran.

"Where are ya, ya bugga?" Dell screamed like a heyena. Suddenly Walabee realised that he was almost to the chicken coop and farmer Dell was almost about to shoot his tail off. The gun fired and Walabee was catapulted into the coop. Dell was about to continue when he heard the phone ring. He retreated.

Back in the chicken coop, Walabee had landed on the fattest hen of them all and she was squacking like there was no tomorrow. Indeed there wasn't a tomorrow for the hen, since little did she know, she was that night's dinner. But in the mean time, she fell in love with Walabee and Walabee was just trying to escape. The hens all pounced and held him down. There was a wild ruckus in the coop until farmer Dell came back gun in hand. The hens retreated and all that was left was a passed out Walabee. Farmer Dell seized the body and went skeet shooting later that night with his buddies.

Needless to say, the fat hen's last egg was also part rabbit that clucked. It hatched later that week and to farmer Dell's surprise, out popped a rabbit! He went to get his .52, but he slipped and knocked himself out. The baby bunny went trotting along into the forrest when he came to a house built entirely out of candy. An old woman lived there and took im into her house. She raised and cared for the little bunny and named him Easternotap. But after he became famous for his candy eggs, everyone just called him Easter for short. The End.

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