The Slave has Found its Master
Yes I did get a job. I will be welcomed to the world of slaver laborers in toxic dehumanizing offices on Monday. One last weekend of freedom. Then to the Gallows with me.
Dictionary.com defines Job as:
A regular activity performed in exchange for payment, especially as one's trade, occupation, or profession.1. A position in which one is employed.
2. A task that must be done: Washing the windows is not my job.
3. A specified duty or responsibility. See Synonyms at task.
4. A specific piece of work to be done for a set fee: an expensive repair job.
The object to be worked on.
Something resulting from or produced by work.
However, Urban Dictionary.com defines SLAVE as:
1. slang for the office worker. Especially those who work at large corporations."Bob is such a slave, he works 12 hours a day and he's on-call at night."
"Man, I can't stand working there, I feel like a slave, doing the same shit over and over again."
"The slave must get back on the wheel. Master angry!"
Hoo haha. Anyway I have no idea what type of miondless labor I will be doing, but they are anxious for monday to come to meet their new little worker bee. Only thanks to someone I know who took pity on me who got a better job and said, "here, take mine." That is the only way to get in it seems.
(hmmm. perhaps when I find a superb job I will stalk into their database and find a higherup, befriend them and then lay on them how great i'd be to work there, and they could get me in. BWA HAW HAW)
DiaryoftheUnimpressed 08.11.2004 at 3:27 p.m. |
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