More Gripes. Don't even read this. It will do you no good. It does me no good. It's no good.

Patronize me: Things used to be so easy before? You mean when Mommy and Daddy did them for you, huh?

Mommy and Daddy are still supporting you now, you don't even know real life yet. Life isn't supposed to be fun. Life is fun up until you graduate college. Then you're on your own. There's no more fun until retirement, IF you make it to that age and IF there's any retirement in your future. IF IF IF. Haha, but you better start thinking about that now. Find a job with good benefits and a 401k. You can't let your money sit in a bank. And you need a job that you can move up in. Advancement is the key. And don't forget about finding a spouse! And buying a car! And paying off loans! And saving for a house! And having kids! Everybody wants kids. Gotta procreate you know. What's your life good for if you don't have children to instill all your dashed hopes and dreams into. Maybe one day they will do all those fun things you never did.

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had, during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

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