Tongue Tricks: What can you do?

A while back I had the minor surgery called a phrenectomy. I think that's how it's spelled. Anyway, what that is, is the cutting of that little skin that holds your tongue in your mouth. I was tongue tied. It's amazing I learned to even speak.

Just kidding. But it was a topic of conversation when everyone starts doing tongue tricks at lunch and they all realise I can barely stick my tongue out past my lower lip. "How do you talk?" They ask. But what they think is: How do you kiss? Well, I don't know.

I must have been missing out on something because my dentist suggested I get a phrenectomy. They suggested this when I was very young to my mother so that I would be normal when I became a woman. What the hell? I grew up quite normally and my mom said that it was up to me and I didn't want any dentist cutting up my mouth. What if he botched it? I might gag on my tongue in the night.

But I got it cut when I had all my whisdom teeth yanked out of my face, another decision made by doctors in my best interest. For the future, whatever that may hold. And that same dentist wouldn't let up on the phrnectomy stuff. Actually I should've found another dentist because in hindsight he was a perverted jerk. He suggested that it would enhance my sex life. And I guess he could be right (eventually haha) But he sort of jokingly threatened that he would do it anyway while I was knocked out. What else will you do Dr. Dental? Show me some moves with my new snake tongue?

He did suggest that once I healed and could talk again I do tongue exersizes. To keep its length. Ahem. heh. Yoy. So, life is spectacularly different with a longer tongue! Actually I forget and so did everyone who knew. And I haven't been doing my exersizes and my tongue has shrunk back inside. Oh well, there goes my sex life.

But I was playing around and thought it was funny these little skin tabs that hold our faces together. The one under my tongue and my lower lip look like they connect! So I took a picture for your enjoyment.

Is it so great to be able to lick the inside of your nose? Can you stick your tongue all the way down somebody's throat? Ew.what if you picked your nose with your tongue and then stuck it down someone's throat? Gag factor: 99.

Anyway I better get some sleep. And maybe exercise my tongue a bit, just in case anyone wants to see my tongue tricks.

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